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Wyf: wo samne sharabi daikh rhe ho, maine 10 sal pehle use shadi se inkar kia tha, wo aj tak pi rha hai

Husband: wah itna lamba celebration ;-D ;-)

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A TOUCHING love Story a boy n Gal Luv each other..

One day They were Talking..

Boy Touched Girl's hand n girl Touched boy's Hand..

What a Touching Story..

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Sardar ne molana ko mara. Ksi ne pucha isko q mar rhe ho?

Sardar: Ye kutta kehta he tamam musalman jannat k mazay lenge * * JANNAT hmara BIWI" ka naam hy."

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Q: Do u know Insan k ander k janwar ka naam kya hai..? . . . . . . .

Nahi maloom..? . . .

Naak ka Chooha":-D"

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Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?

Boy: Hasrat Tmhari

Girl: Takte Ho Kya?

Boy: Surat Tmhari

Girl: Karte Ho Kya?

Boy: Pooja Tmhari

Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?

Boy: Aisa He Sahi,

Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?

Boy: Mohabbat Tmhari

Girl: Pachtao Ge

Boy: Kismat Hamari.

Girl: Married Hun Ma.

Boy: Pehle Bakti na Manhoos Mari;-)

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Techr:batao wo kon c chiz ha jo tm roz dekh to sakte hn pr tor ni sakte???

Student: miss aapka mooun....... :)